See President Barack.  See President Barack go on a Daytime Talk Show with a bunch of ladies.  See the ladies ask President Barack silly questions about Snooki on Jersey Shore and Mel Gibson.  See President Barack pretend he does not know about Snooki and Mel Gibson.

See the Pundits.  The Pundits are very, very upset at President Barack.  The Pundits say that President Barack should not go on a Daytime Talk Show.  The Pundits say that for a President to go on a Daytime Talk Show is undignified.

Undignified is when adult people do something silly and embarrassing.  Like when Daddy dresses in Hawaiian shirts and drinks too much beer and gets too friendly with Mrs. Smith from next door and Mommy slaps him.  But back to President Barack.

See President Barack show up at a baseball game to throw out the first pitch wearing granny jeans and toss the ball like a girl.

See President Barack go to a bowling alley and throw a bunch of gutter balls and score a 37.

See President Barack go on Jay Leno and talk about how he bowls like someone in the Special Olympics.

See President Barack get his picture taken on a beach with no shirt on.

See President Barack sue the state of Arizona for doing something everyone know is his job.  (Like you get mad at Mommy when it is your turn to do the dishes, and she gets impatient and says “I’LL do them.”)

Hear President Barack talk about our 57 states.  (I know.  Even you know there are only 51, if you count Mexico like President Barack apparently does!)

Hear President Barack call a policeman “stupid” for doing his job.

Hear President Barack say that LeBron James should sign with Chicago.

See President Barack go all around the world and apologize for everything bad America ever did.

Hear President Barack claim he has saved millions of jobs by spending a lot of Mommy’s and Daddy’s money when in fact millions of jobs have been lost since he became President (including Mommy’s and Daddy’s).

See President Barack accept a Nobel Peace Prize less than a year into his term in office.

Hear President Barack make up all kinds of untrue stories about people who lost their health care for silly reasons.

Hear people running for office claim that President Barack offered them jobs if they would drop out.

Hear President Barack trash all his political opponents and then complain about how they do not get along with him.

See President Barack bow to the king of Saudi Arabia.

See President Barack bow to the Emperor of Japan.

See President Barack give the Queen of England an iPod with a bunch of his speeches loaded on it.

See the Presidents of India and China, two really big countries, hold a meeting at the Global Climate Change Summit and not invite President Barack.  (Just like when your best friend had a big birthday party at his house and did not invite you!)  See President Barack embarrass himself and America by barging in and begging the Presidents of India and China to invite him anyway.

See a man and a woman who were not invited to a really big dinner at the White House with the President of India show up anyway and get in and get their pictures taken with President Barack.

What was that again about a President going on a Daytime Talk Show being “undignified?”

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