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Memo to Snyder: Don’t stop the radical reforms now!Top 10 List: GOP Sex Club Special Edition
March 30th, 2010 | 
Author: 
Bob Maistros
Top 10 Reasons to Drop $2000 in Republican National Committee Funds on a Bondage-Themed Sex Club (with apologies to The Late Show):
Grand Party indeed.
10. We thought “Voyeur” was French for “tax cut.”
9. Inspired strategy to divert attention from Obama’s health-care reform win and Afghanistan trip.
8. We were told the “strip steak” was excellent. We didn’t realize they meant “strip stake.”
7. Testing the RNC financial controls. Good thing we caught that low-level staffer messing up.
6. We were worried that exploding poll numbers and having the Democrats completely on the defensive would leave Republican ranks complacent.
5. How were we supposed to know GOP didn’t actually stand for “Get Out and Party?”
4. Two words: “stimulus” funds.
3. Proof-positive that the “religious right” is not running the Republican Party.
2. You were expecting midnight basketball?
1. Fact-finding visit to learn more about the all-important California “lesbian-bondage” vote.
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Bob, I hope that I’m not drafted to investigate that “all-important California ‘lesbian-bondage’ vote.” However, someone needs to get to the bottom of this for the sake of the GOP. So, I’ll pack my bags and standby for a call from Steele to head on out to CA and figure out the lesbian-bondage vote problems. We certainly do not want to see any rise in discrimination against lesbians whether they are involved in bondage or not. Bob, let’s see, if lesbians don’t want to be involved in bondage activities, will they be subject to any extra taxes under Obama Sex Plan? Opps!!! Just hear that FEC will be handling this case.
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