Mark Watson

Who says God doesn’t have a sense of humor? Clearly he does.

Last month’s global warming conference in Copenhagen, Denmark, was nearly canceled because of the record cold temperatures.

The Earth has a fever!

While Al Gore, Jr., insists that there is a consensus among scientists that man-made global warming is real, folks living north of the equator actually know that current temperatures are far below what they’ve been in the past quarter-century.

Just in case you missed it, forecasters assured the country that this would be a mild winter. These assurances came prior to winter actually arriving.

Consider the following weather-related events experienced this past week:

Temperatures in parts of Minnesota registered 40 degrees below zero.

Most of the eastern half of the United States is dealing with breathtakingly bitter cold temperatures not felt since 1985. As far south as Florida, residents are frantically dealing with frigidity as farmers scramble to salvage their citrus crops.

Meteorologists are now predicting that this winter will nearly mirror the intense cold of the 1977-1978 winter. As a second-year law student living across the Ohio River from Cincinnati, I witnessed the mighty Ohio River freeze solid. More than one silly soul was seen to actually walk across the Ohio that winter.
Several blizzards have blanketed areas in the country with feet of snow, not inches.

The harsh winter conditions are not confined to the country blamed for causing global warming.

The British Army was thrust into action to rescue more than 1,000 motorists stranded by blizzards Tuesday night.

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Seoul, South Korea witnessed the heaviest snowfall in that country’s modern history as a winter storm dumped nearly a foot of snow earlier this week. Airports throughout the country cancelled flights as traffic in the country’s capital ground to a standstill.

Whether this frigid winter will cause Gore to rethink his apocalyptic warnings that the polar ice cap will melt in five years is questionable.

According to China’s National Meteorological Center, more snow fell in Beijing in a single day this January than at any time since 1951. Hundreds of flights from Beijing were canceled or delayed as a result. Over 300,000 people were assigned to clear snow in the capital with shovels, scrapers and brooms.

Beijing had its coldest morning in almost 40 years, and its biggest snowfall since 1951. Britain is suffering through its longest cold snap since 1981.

Temperatures across Texas are 15 to 20 degrees below normal.

The current cold snap is expected to last well into next week, according to the National Weather Service.

Of course so-called global warming experts claim that the frigid conditions do not disprove global warming. According to Gerald Meehl, an analyst with the National Center for Atmospheric Research in Boulder, Colo, “We’ll still have record cold temperatures. We’ll just have fewer of them.”

“He who sits in the heavens laughs; the Lord holds them in derision.” Psalm 2:4

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